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The List For Hipster Baby Names Is Out And It’s As Bad As You Imagined

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Disclaimer: No offense was intended in the making of this post.

Are you a hipster? Do you want your baby to be a hipster? Do you dream of a life filled with babies in overalls and beanies smoking hand-rolleds and pooing in organic diapers?

Well, Fit Pregnancy has come out with the list of hispter baby names that are guaranteed to make your kid stand out as the ultimate douchebag.

Or, as they put it:

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That’s right, guys, they’ve got everything from Brooklyn to Milo to Pandora.

They’ve given you the best list of the edgiest names and there’s no possible way your child will grow up without a chip on his shoulder and affinity for Wes Anderson films.

If you ask me, giving out hipster baby names defeats the entire philosophy of the “hipster.” A true hipster would come up with a completely unheard of name.

Boys:

Auden

To make sure your son is most definitely bi-curious…


Byron

He’s the highest ranked douche you know.


Enoch

You mean echo? Because that’s cooler.


Gulliver

If he’s short, you may as well just kill him now.


Ignatius

What are his friends going to call him? Igna? Think about it…


Lennon

Yep, your son should definitely try and live up to that one…


Murray

It’s like vintage, right?


Nico

Like De Niro? But edgier…


Orson

More like organ boy, Orpheus and orgy lover.


Roman

Maybe he could pull it off if he looks European… and plays soccer.


Salinger

Why don’t you just name him Holden? Or Caulfield? That’s even edgier.


Zane

Like that One Direction girl? That’s original.


Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/06/list-hipster-baby-names-bad-imagined-10670/